The food industry spends a good deal of time developing logistics-oriented, refrigerator-suitable packaging of low-cost convenience foods. For as little as a euro, meals are manufactured whose packaging may be costlier than their contents. We restored some dignity to processed foods and rearranged the package contents. The overcooked kale with filling for €2.29 becomes "brassica oleracea juxtaposed by rounds of earth potatoes graced by a symphony of sausage."